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despite my best efforts to ignore a phenomenon which is so incredibly and inexplicably annoying, i have succumb. it remains near impossible to ignore twitter.

twitter is.....e v e r y w h e r e.

twitter is about as useful an invention for communication between human beings as magnetic poetry is for creative writing majors. they both have the same effect - suddenly every nose-pickn' joeschmo out there thinks they have something profound to say.

at best its functionality can be used by corporations to increase their SEO rankings.

did you know that now you can hear 'tweets' from bart.org and kron 4 morning news? is there something that these entities need to tell me that is so crucially important that i must know the immediate second that its released? and really, is there anything that anyone has to say, corporation or no corporation, that will ultimately benefit me only if i read it the absolute second that its thought aloud?

turns out, yes. yes, there is.

Perez Hilton Lily Allen Twitter Feud [!!]

celebrity twitter feuds happening at such lighting fast speeds that TMZ can't even keep up! i just find this hilarious for so many reasons. but the biggest reason of all is that it points out exactly what a completely useless invention twitter and all of its tweeters are.

after all, why would you really need twitter if you all ready had a sufficient outlet for self indulging in you own musings about aspects of music and the music industry that only you find interesting?

and on that note: thanks for reading folks [wink, wink]!!